A brief introduction to the acronyms…

B = Bridezilla (wannabe WAG)
C = Couldn’t think of word beginning with C for Groom
MOB = Mother of Bridezilla
FOB = Father of Bridezilla
BOB1 = Brother of Bridezilla 1 (unemployed wannabe Attorny at Law – now he’s pushing pens he’s a real BOBaJOB)
BOB2 aka SpongeBOB = Brother of Bridezilla 2 (charming, slothful & reliant on parents, actually he also has a (part-time) job and saves his money)
FOG = Father of the Groom (naturally)
MOG = you’ve got the gist of this
BOG = wet muddy patch in field where marquee will be
SOG = etc.
BM1 = Bridesmaid 1 (B’s best friend)
BM2 = Bridesmaid 2 (also SOG)
BN = Best maN
I’ll stop here before I get to Granny of Bridezilla and Nana of Bridezilla because they wouldn’t like it.

Also involved are two villages (with apologies to Flora Thompson) let’s call them Lark Rise and Candleford. Candleford is home to B&C, C’s family (all of them) and will be the setting for the wedding. Lark Rise is home to FOB, MOB and the BOBs.